What the hell was Marvel thinking? It was bad enough that they resurrected The Punisher (The Least Endearing Comic Book Hero Ever) to cash in on the Vietnam vigilante nostalgia of the pure market Reaganite ’80s, but to give him another movie?
There is someone out there – well, maybe more than one – who knows how to get you horny with a simple text or email. So if you go all the way with them at a safe distance, are you being unfaithful to the man or woman you sleep with? And does it matter?